Leave a KFC-hungry and a beer-thirsty predator free in the capital city and this is what you get, a Delhi Belly!!! The repercussions of living in a dry state embedded with extreme vegetarian-ism are bad.
Delhi is like food and beer heaven!!! Hogging on numerous KFC burgers and emptying more lager and draught bottles in the last 4 days than I ever have before this trip, has had a very undesirable effect on the tummy. The continuous non-vegetarian food and the more than often pints have been complimented aptly by late nights, even later mornings and extended siestas. All these luxuries have not even tried to make a competent defense council to the case of the bulging delhi belly. Though its not as bad as not being able to look at my feet, but still, jeans are tighter, sleeping is longer and laziness has gone to a higher level. All of this is not implying that the 12 packs I had before were anywhere near desirable, but after the past 4 days, when I eventually gathered the courage too, I had to stop counting the packs once the figure reached 18.
With a few days still left on the holiday and no sort of physical activity on the horizon, I fail to see any respite for the delhi belly. Thinking about the amount of work that will be required to drawback the effects of Delhi's tempting eating joints and pubs, does manage to give me a few sweats, but apparently not enough to change my vacation habits. Till I reach Ahmedabad and begin the 'getting back into shape' ordeal, people back there are definitely in for a visual surprise, a pretty big one!!!
Delhi is like food and beer heaven!!! Hogging on numerous KFC burgers and emptying more lager and draught bottles in the last 4 days than I ever have before this trip, has had a very undesirable effect on the tummy. The continuous non-vegetarian food and the more than often pints have been complimented aptly by late nights, even later mornings and extended siestas. All these luxuries have not even tried to make a competent defense council to the case of the bulging delhi belly. Though its not as bad as not being able to look at my feet, but still, jeans are tighter, sleeping is longer and laziness has gone to a higher level. All of this is not implying that the 12 packs I had before were anywhere near desirable, but after the past 4 days, when I eventually gathered the courage too, I had to stop counting the packs once the figure reached 18.
With a few days still left on the holiday and no sort of physical activity on the horizon, I fail to see any respite for the delhi belly. Thinking about the amount of work that will be required to drawback the effects of Delhi's tempting eating joints and pubs, does manage to give me a few sweats, but apparently not enough to change my vacation habits. Till I reach Ahmedabad and begin the 'getting back into shape' ordeal, people back there are definitely in for a visual surprise, a pretty big one!!!
3 comments:
Haha, now we all can easily crack gym jokes on you :P
all i can say is... lucky bum!
damn! KFC!! :( i wanttttttttttttttttt!!! and the beer i dont mind too ;)
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