tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41202508363836057212024-02-22T13:25:29.375+05:30arbitrary articulationsArjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-57331906657209908152019-03-21T02:11:00.002+05:302019-05-27T17:51:08.378+05:30service road under the flyover<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="text-align: justify;">At times, you find yourself on a
service road, one which is under those flyovers. And at most times, on this
service lane, at the junction right before a flyover ends, you are caught at that
ending in traffic. Bad, gruesome traffic, the one that creeps at turtle’s pace
with barely any space to move and only half a foot on the pedal, cause even
though you might be moving at cautious pace, if you don’t cover any inch of
space available in front of you, you’d have the wrath of the traffic besides
you rain down on you with all the pressure, ‘honking’ly possible. So even in
that marginal space, with nothing at all to go left or right, you keep trudging
along in a linear, scale straight, undeviating line… in the least disheartening
way possible, I feel I am living on this service road under the flyover right
now.</span><br />
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I turned 30 a couple of weeks
ago. I have always thought of and proclaimed age to be nothing ‘but a number’,
something with absolutely no bearing on my mood and minimal effects on my
“youth”. I am one of those who feels namedays are important and I have been
fortunate enough to have spent all of mine with the best of family, friends,
girlfriends and pets.</div>
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This time the latter was no
different; there was a point in the evening, when I had comfortable knocked off
8 tequilas and a few more whiskeys and as usual, I was around the best people
ever. But the former; that rather imaginative misgiving feeling of turning 30,
was a different one this time around.<o:p></o:p></div>
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The birthday wishes I got this
year, were rather extra. While wishing ‘Happy Women’s Day’ on my birthday is
not unusual, the question “when are you getting married” really felt eerie,
each and every time it was thrown my way. Long lost and those friends with who
you exchange only birthday wishes with and those, who’d generally pop the usual
“are you seeing anyone?” Q, also switched to “when are the wedding bells
ringing?”<o:p></o:p></div>
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I had decided to term this
nameday as the ‘XXX’ one, because you know, why not! My parents are cool with
me being a wee bit explicit… but, but, as the day progressed, nothing about it
felt ‘XXX’. And it may seem as if this is exaggerated, but I kid you not, if it
weren’t for the whiskey and tequila and may be even the beer, I am pretty sure
with how the day went on, I’d have ended it by opening my matrimony.com profile
before the day ended… but thankfully, that’s not how the evening turned and I
still can’t remember much of that night beyond a point… sorry mother!<o:p></o:p></div>
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I have grown up following and
more importantly feeling the same values, thoughts, traditions and ideas that
most Indian families ideally would have. I have developed and progressed in
life, reading the same books and watching the same overtly romanticizing movies
and shows that most people my age have. I have lived with 5 people over the
last 9 years, 4 of whom have got hitched in 2 years of staying with me. I have
had my fair share of girlfriends, partners and companions over the years and I
have made stupid choices, a very few of those, I still and probably always will
regret. I may not have done it all yet, but I still have done and seen a decent
amount of what life has and can have in store. But for the life of me, I fail
to understand why is marriage so closely ingrained and so often correlated to
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I get the fact that in our
culture and society, the older you grow, the lesser your options are. I get
that you can’t spend life heaving purely under your carnal desires. I get the
fact that among us, there aren’t too many unmarried 30 year olds. I get the
fact that some people might still need convincing about why someone’s pancreas not
working is not the be all and end all of life. I get that, I get most of it! I
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The ironical bit about it is that
I am not at a standoff with any of the ideas, intentions and wishes that people
around have. I am extremely fortunate enough to be surrounded by love… by
friends and their partners, all of who exhibit a unique way of loving and
living together. The guys around me; THE boys, my boys who are all married, my
bakkas, my Groots… they have a thing about often living vicariously through me
and many of my shenanigans. While they have been doing that, they probably
haven’t realized that all this time, I have been doing my most in living
vicariously through them; each and every one of them and their lives.<o:p></o:p></div>
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I am not entirely sure the
purpose of writing this. Maybe it’s venting out… maybe I am still hungover from
that wretched yet extremely fun evening… or maybe it’s for my parents. Beyond
anything in life, I have been blessed with the most incredible and
understanding parents. I had a deal with them about not bothering me with
matrimonial talks till I am 30… and now that deadline has expired, maybe this
is my bargaining chip to buy more time *fingers crossed*.<o:p></o:p></div>
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May be this is to let them know
that I do want everything that I haven’t allowed them to speak to me about for
some time now … I just don’t know how to. I am sure there is someone who also
feel that salted popcorn is the only kind that should be allowed… I am sure
there is someone who believes in #mustlovedogs as staunchly as I do; I am just
not sure on where to look or to even look at all, because nothing ever comes to
you when you run after it right!<o:p></o:p></div>
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I probably need just some more time;
and even though the pressure to keep moving is immense on this service road
under the flyover, I also do believe that once both roads end and the service
road finally intersects with the flyover, most of the times and in most cases,
its smooth sailing after that.</div>
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I sincerely wish that few of you,
who do end up reading this, cannot relate to this even a tiny bit… for those
who do, if any at all, you aren’t alone.<o:p></o:p></div>
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They say Dogs are God's angels sent in disguise to protect and love us; can't agree more to this. Our angel passed away a month back today.</div>
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To be very frank, Smokey wasn't really an angel. I used to call him the devil's mutt. If you were to put down a list of the top 10 million most disciplined dogs in the world, he wouldn't have even featured in the next million standbys. He loved attention and unlike any other dog, he demanded it through not the most friendly actions most of the time. He was unruly, temperamental and quite out of our hands. From vomiting on beds to taking a dump on carpets to peeing on mom's sarees; he did it all. He tore my mom's nose apart, punctured my dad's finger, chewed numerous of my glasses, tore my brother's books, snapped at least once at every person who met him, bit each and every one of my ex girlfriends (this one for the good; should have trusted his choice more than mine) and in a gist raised hell all around him, wherever he went.</div>
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Smokey was not a perfect dog; he wasn't meant to be one. He was a part of our family; a son and a brother. He wasn't our dog, but we were his humans who he accepted and took for granted as his own. He did every little aggravating thing that a rebel teenager bursting with puberty would do and performed every action that an annoying little brother would. But he loved us to the bone and always made us realize that even if it were through his own devilish little actions.</div>
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To my dad, who he was the closest to, Smokey was his shadow. He woke up, slept and ate with him. He snarled and growled at us if we ever imitated hurting dad. He welcomed dad back home every evening as if he was seeing him after eons. For my mom, he was the body guard who followed her around through out the day, ensuring that she never felt alone when none of us were around. To my brothers, he was that younger sibling who they could irritate all the time. They troubled him when he ate and when he slept; made sure that he doesn't stop fuming and barking when they were around him. Like every other younger brother, he would go hide behind dad demanding security when my brothers went over board with their antics. For my friends, he was the entertainment at home that a boring friend like me couldn't offer. He partied with us till morning everytime we brought the house down for a celebration.</div>
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For me, he was a dream that took 15 years to come true. I never spoke to him heart-to-heart or he never came and quietly sat with me when I needed someone; but he distracted my mind every time I needed him to. He would wrestle with me, would bring his toy bone to play fetch, would get his collar telling me its time for his walk, would jump and yelp when football and girlfriends took his deserved attention away. He was my dinosaur, an extinct breed of a companion and a fighter, who doctors had claimed wouldn't survive after seeing his condition the first week of him being home.</div>
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Smokey wasn't the perfect dog, we never wanted him to be. But he was the perfect son, someone who me and my brothers would never be and the best sibling the 3 of us could have never found in each other.</div>
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Smokey was like a hurricane which lasted in our life for 4 and a half years. A liver infection claimed him a month back today. He passed away in his sleep on the bed between my mom and dad, which was also his favorite place in the world. The hurricane left us with a calm after the storm which none of us will probably ever get accustomed to. As a friend said, the worst thing about dogs is that we outlive them and they leave us with a gap that no one can ever fill. Really makes me think that heaven sure must be a place owned and run by dogs, eagerly and patiently waiting to welcome their humans with more love then they have ever felt even in their after life.</div>
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Our neighbor and a very close family friend, whose family was Smokey's godfamily and were as close to him as we were, made a video for him (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmef3QCShFw">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmef3QCShFw</a>). This 8 and a half minute video is a tribute to him that nobody could have ever given. It encompasses every little bit of what is mentioned above and much more about our lives with him. Smokey rests today at our friend's farm, which was also his 2nd favorite place in the world.</div>
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For Smokey, I want to believe that you can read this and you know how much we all miss you. I know you are in a better place and I really hope there are enough plastic bottles to chew on where you are right now.</div>
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I miss you a lot my little Dinosaur, you will forever be in our lives.</div>
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<i>Opportunity cost is the cost of any activity measured in terms of the value of the next best alternative not chosen.</i></div>
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Everything has an opportunity cost attached to it. Especially in a city like Mumbai, every decision, from the smallest to the biggest one has an opportunity cost. Move cities, sacrifice comforts but get more opportunities; don't move here, live #likeaboss midst comforts but miss out on important opportunities and the pretty women ... Stay in a cube, pay less for it, save more money but travel more for work... travel less for work, but stay in a smaller cube and pay more for it. Take the train, get felt up by 5 men but reach home cheap and faster. Take a cab, sleep in it, be comfortable, get stuck in traffic and pay through your nose, eyes and ears. The list is never ending.</div>
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Its simple yet quite easily given a miss; every step of your daily living, you incur an opportunity cost, and the worst thing about this is that it grows... it increases as you grow older. From which cartoon to watch and which one to not, to what education stream to select, to what kind of job to accept and which one to reject... the gravity of the decisions we make or rather we have to make results in a higher opportunity cost paid with every passing day.</div>
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So on one of those days when the manstruation cycle is on top gear, I contemplated and tried to realize what is the biggest opportunity cost that we bear; the answer was right in front of me.</div>
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In the lust for ambition, money, fun and more money, we bear the ultimate opportunity cost of health. Work consumes everything and then the whatever residue remains splits between eating out, sleeping and practicing various forms of intoxications. Look around and try and think of one person who isn't suffering from some sort of health issue. A healthy life has become difficult to find and I can't think of a single person right now without a health problem.</div>
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In the extremely near sighted vision of wanting to achieve all the success and enjoyment one can, we quite humanely lose far sight and forget to preserve for tomorrow. Work hours are no longer in a single digit. Breakfast has become lunch, lunch is evening snack and smoke breaks are no longer breaks but rather a part of work itself. The food industry must be running on some part because of take home dinners. Fridays and Saturdays are considered wasted if we are not wasted enough by the end of it. They say dare to dream big and beyond to achieve success; now, one is lucky enough to get those few hours of undisturbed sleep to be able to dream about anything except targets and schedules and meetings.</div>
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Those who know me well can easily and very rightly point a finger at me for being a hypocrite to write this. Living and surviving <i>(so far, so good)</i> with a condition that clearly chalks off 80% of the things that happen in daily routine and lists them as ranging from fairly to majorly lethal, I do have my own lapses. But I am neither condemning nor writing <i>an open letter to today's youth. </i>Its like a vicious circle of numerous catch 22 situations that we have landed ourselves in.</div>
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On one hand we have hospitals (now with star ratings like hotels) coming up all around and on the other we have healthcare progressing on near sonic speend. So you either rely on this and continue to enjoy the satisfaction of that one cracked deal at work along with the endless hours and sleepless nights put behind it or revel on pride of chugging 4 pints of beer and gulping those 16 on the house shots. Or you pull up your act, get the will power and self control meters running and make sincere efforts to make it a healthier living.</div>
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I reiterate that I neither condemn / criticize the lifestyle being practiced nor do I intend to initiate a movement calling for a drastic change in life through this. I just voiced an opinion; an opinion which took seed and grew the moment I realized that I felt like hugging every elderly person I see these days and congratulating them for having survived so far.
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</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-88301926254573248152011-09-29T18:07:00.000+05:302011-09-29T18:07:13.153+05:30i hate my job<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: justify;">They say life is what happens to you while you are busy planning other things. Considering how everything goes on daily, I kinda agree to it. Between travelling to work, working, sometimes acting as if you are working, then thinking about work and then thinking about how to avoid work, there is hardly time left for anything else to do. Work does eventually become the all consuming factor, except on the weekends for those few lucky ones, but then most of us are generally too intoxicated to realize where the weekend passes and its time to crib about the same old Monday.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">We had an Economics professor in college, who at one time seemed to love us being scared of her all the time. Besides being really strict, she also loved to make us right a lot and at times use examples of my not-so-discreet college love life/lives to teach demand and supply in class. For the three years we learnt under her, she told us one thing over and over again, <i>"You don't know how cruel the world is outside this college. People are just waiting to kick you on your butts". </i>As the dimwit bum farts all of us were, we took it as a joke. I really don't know what did the majority of the batch ended up doing after college; not so good at keeping in touch... but looking back at it right now, I do discern what she tried to drill into our heads.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Remember how eager you were to finish college asap, to get out of it and look for those shiny jobs and decent pay? Remember the wanderlust that you had to get a job which meant a lot of travelling? Remember being influenced by jobs characters had on TV shows and movies and how you desperately wanted to be one of them? I bet my ass and my neighbour's much hotter one that you are still there figuring out how to reach at one of these landmarks.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">When your peers happen to be as the same day and age as you are, many of the conversation topics do steer towards jobs and careers and the future in general. Work is bitched about most of the times, and so are bosses. I realized awhile back that its almost like everyone around hates their work. I couldn't think of a single person who did actually like what they were doing. Case and point, I found myself in the same boat, bitching and complaining or whining (as my boss liked to put it as) about work. I hated the feeling... after being where I have wanted to be since college, the discontent was quite disturbing. And this time, it wasn't even because of another heartbreak, like the oh-so-many-times before; those are easier to solve... this I didn't really know.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">As still the wannabe mature children that we are, I realized most of us are pretty short sighted. Hedonism pre exists in most of us; which is necessarily not a bad thing, but also makes focus hazy and vague. What makes it worse is comparison. Ironically, the grass is supposed to be always greener on the other side. And even though this discontent pushes one for better and higher, the foresight for the bigger picture is lost.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The last time I said <i>I hate my job</i>, the realization dawned that its time to stop. I looked around the desk and reflected on the year that has been; glanced at the people besides, those who are still unknown, some who animosity and some who tug at the heartstrings. Reminisced on the good times and then on the better ones. Yes, work does suck from time to time, but it didn't take much to remember that it wasn't so initially; saturation still hasn't crept it hopefully will never; too young and awesome to let that happen.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So the next time you think or say aloud that you hate your job, try this. You will probably remember how things always work out in the end; how they did when an exam wasn't prepared for or a plan didn't work out or when a trip was canned or when that oh-so-pretty girl broke your ego; in a weird karmic way, everything and issue did sort itself out. And though it does seem a wee bit tough to get that bird's eye view, it only becomes easier when you do so. As they say, after all there is always light at the end of the tunnel and beer at the end of week.</div></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-5152237103280418382011-07-18T20:50:00.000+05:302011-07-18T20:50:35.456+05:30just another day<div style="text-align: justify;">Another chance for politicians to make statements, one more instance for actors to condemn, just another opportunity for directors to make a movie on... one more topic for the social media to buzz about... another media circus created... another vulnerability exposed, yet another attack on our land. Who is accountable; who is to be held responsible?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">After 4 days and a total of 19 <i style="font-weight: bold;">reported </i>deaths & 134 injuries, while the National Investigation Agency still seems to be scampering around for any leads, the forensic experts still don't seem to have a clue about the nature of the explosives. While the NIS have their prime suspect mysteriously dyeing and another one still being grilled, the forensics report that the bomb planting was a rather hasty job, and should it have been carried out any differently, it might have resulted in more casualties. Is this supposed to give us relief?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">After 4 days since 13/7 became yet another date to remember like the ones in the previous few years, the media frenzy has died down, the headlines have shifted to latter sections in the daily periodicals and life is back to as it was before.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">After 4 days, which have been more than the number needed for the resilient people of this city to get over, the only closure received from the authorities is about the apparent failed attempt at harming more of us. I can't help but think if this was a deliberate move, intended to make us believe other wise... to test our defences, to probe into our disguised weaknesses and to validate their strength through what might have been a trailer before the movie; I sure hope I am wrong.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Mumbai never fails to amaze me; and now I add its people to the list. People moved on before many of us could fathom what had happened. Hoax messages and rumours about more bomb threats & jokes about Kasab's birthday celebrations faded even before the day had turned.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">On one hand when it felt good to see how valiantly the city and its people woke up the next morning, it left a fear that reactions are being misunderstood. Resilience seems to have been mistaken for a permanent cure. The valour and will power shown by the people around is being falsely understood as acceptance; another annual instance that countrymen have to be used to. In under no circumstances, should the people of a country be expected to do that. Top notch mitigation efforts might fetch a constitution brownie points, but the fact remains that mitigation is a travesty and only a fail safe for prevention. Prevention still and will always be a better cure. This is where responsibility needs to be touched... its getting difficult to remember all the dates.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">While taking a bow to the spirit of the people here, I really hope, wish and pray that authorities pull up their socks and ensure that such black days do not end up becoming just another day and date for its people.</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-31483513364817571072011-07-15T12:11:00.001+05:302011-07-15T12:11:22.339+05:30it all ends, 15.7.11"So it all comes down to this, doesn't it? Does the wand in your hand know its last master was Disarmed? Because if it does... I am the true master of the Elder Wand... Expelliarmus"
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<br>Sent from my SuperphoneArjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-47637044702422866152011-07-11T23:34:00.003+05:302011-07-11T23:39:24.226+05:30365 days of weaning<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Disgruntled auto drivers, even more resentful pedestrians, never ending traffic jams, sweaty stinky annoyed men on the train, reaching work drenched in sweat whilst walking through muck, the same routine to and fro till you reach home and you're too exhausted to think...what is it about this place? They say that this place grows on you; I always wondered why would anyone even let that happen.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Mumbai was always the quintessential Pandora's Box for me, forever hated it, always dissed it and never intended to step foot in the city for more than a couple of days (a few hours if I could). But then faith threw a curve ball and I swung. What I initially thought of as a strike out, wasn't so after all.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Its been a year that I have been living in Mumbai now. As cliched as it may sound, these 12 months have gone by very quickly. Now, on the other side of 365 days here, I like to think that I have changed... I like to think that my weaning has finally been done... I want to believe that I have come along from being the guy who shifted cities (without thinking one and a half times) hoping to keep affinity alive midst an already fading relationship... I want to consider that I have eventually realized that even though there is slight semblance between being practical and being emotional, biased decisions seldom pay dividends. More than anything, I want to prove to me more than anyone else, that the white crayon within ceased existing once I moved.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I also like to make myself believe that the few kilos gained over the last one year have nothing to do with the much often intake of lagers and draughts, but then I gave up on fooling myself awhile back.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The last time I wrote about the city was when I finished 6 months here (<a href="http://arkapoor.blogspot.com/2011/01/mumbai.html">read</a>). I had paced myself by then. The initial adjustment troubles were dealt with and the city was being 'accepted' for what it is. Now, after adding another 6 months, I finally discovered that part of the city which infused a 3D effect to the rudimentary 2D existence. Albeit more exhaustive in all means physically and monetarily, 3D meant everything from a new best friend to a new social circle to nights I still can't recall and something even some for the helpless amorous boy within.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">In this "its complicated" relationship with the city, step 1 was tolerance, step 2 was acceptance... and now step 3 is liking her for the same things one tends to hate it for. I dare say that it is easy to do so, cause I know its not... but something tells me that faith didn't really pull a Pandora on me. Along with its arsenal of necessary evils, there was, still is and always will be hope at the bottom of the box and unlike what happened in Greek scriptures here, hope did come out and eventually made its mark and has been asserting itself more and more with every passing day, week and month.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Happy one year Mumbai... never thought we would make it so far... booyeah!!!</div></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-49228943375104300032011-06-26T23:29:00.000+05:302011-06-26T23:33:34.027+05:30dark of the moon<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiewbAh9W6Y8xfjt6oVT8pAk_6ginXb6BZT7aIdLuNx9fXKHbkSO6m7PMczTE7XRRZEuEcAMT43x3i0xrJ5dqKqOoPIbjS6i9kA0RggXJfe7Vb9a0Yd4UjL4H_C7Z5ttar6Ec6-0xyhyqc/s1600/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fb3B0aW11cy5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-714027"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiewbAh9W6Y8xfjt6oVT8pAk_6ginXb6BZT7aIdLuNx9fXKHbkSO6m7PMczTE7XRRZEuEcAMT43x3i0xrJ5dqKqOoPIbjS6i9kA0RggXJfe7Vb9a0Yd4UjL4H_C7Z5ttar6Ec6-0xyhyqc/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253Fb3B0aW11cy5qcGc%253D%253F%253D-714027" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5622590709989052146" /></a></p>"In any war, there are calms between the storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us... but the day will never come when we forsake this planet and its people. For I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to the universe. We are here & we are home."<br>Optimus Prime<br>Sent from my SuperphoneArjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-73333001155589366712011-04-29T12:50:00.001+05:302011-04-29T12:51:38.853+05:30dark of the moon - trailer premier<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/OHoAfwn91lQ?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br />
</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-7929764281744457062011-03-14T00:35:00.000+05:302011-03-14T00:37:04.611+05:30bridge of RamaBut then, he thought to himself, if he was not all these things, if he had not done what he had done, had not the nature that he did possess, then he would not be Ravana at all. Then he would be... Rama. Or something close to Rama. A virtuous warrior beyond compare.
<br>Sent on my BlackBerry® from VodafoneArjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-47470737052251034612011-02-15T23:43:00.002+05:302011-02-16T17:08:54.929+05:30she<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>"Plans?? for tonight?? are you mad!! no plans for valentine's... it just a usual day"</i> shrieked a colleague when I asked her about plans for the love day; <i>"Valentine's day, eeks!! I don't do all of that. No such day for me, I'm going out for dinner with my parents" </i>informed another co worker when I asked her the same question. <i>"Happy gay day Arjun... why are such days so publicized... sigh"</i> messaged a friend from back home, while another one texted <i>"CP was filled with red balloons today!!! This is going to be such a horrendous day"</i>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Besides removing the plenty curse words my female friends were very lenient in using to express their feelings, nothing from the above quotes has been fabricated; <i>my parents have suddenly started following my blog and so I'm trying really hard to keep it as clean as possible... I want them to think that I'm still the kid whose mom never allowed him to read Sidney Sheldon books.</i></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i></i>I love women. I am sure God created them amidst a lot pomp and grandeur (probably his team was winning the World Cup back then), cause he sure knew what he was doing. From the wondrous miracle of birth to the infinite amount of care and affection they can offer... the ability to look good in everything from lingerie to bikinis and even our clothes for that matter, they pretty much kick our asses in everything that one can possibly think of. Without them being around, we would all have been a bunch of naked baboon like men jumping around with no sense of ideation.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Some of the good looking ones might sure be prude airheads; some might be slightly less intellectual than the others and while most of them are bad drivers, they still have abilities that probably stretch far beyond the masculine level of comprehension. Like the ability to understand and mold themselves in whatever situations arise. Like my four very intelligent and understanding friends who I mentioned in the first paragraph. On one day when they can expect things without having to use their various weapons of emotional blackmail, they know its better to put on a mask of denial and vehemently hate the day knowing that they are after all in the company of men like many of us.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Normally I would have refrained from writing a post about Valentine's day. Having my own arsenal of defense mechanisms, like last year's post on Lust day (read <a href="http://arkapoor.blogspot.com/2010/02/lust-day_15.html">here</a>), I would have preferred to plagiarise another anti-valentine's article and have fun mocking at the comments, but this year, after witnessing the animosity people (mostly women) had against the love day, I couldn't resist.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The fear I had when I initially thought off this post was off being mistaken as a crusader of love, a wannabe cupid, a blind moronic love fanatic and a hopeless romantic. Besides the last one, neither of the previous ones are true. I'm neither an incarnation of St. Valentine nor am I a nincompoop who believes that 'love conquers all'. I'm just a fan of the V day; a fan most of whose partners have entered post today in the yester years and have never lasted the distance till the next year.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Like many of those who clichéd reply is that everyday is Valentine's day for us, I do fall in the same category. So to all those of my kin who believe that it might be too much to handle for their fragile egos to do something extra on this day and to those of the fairer sex, who prefer reminding themselves a thousand times over about how lame <i>the day </i>really is, please stop. Affection sure doesn't need one specific day to be frolicked about, but it doesn't even harm anyone to spend an extra buck on those over priced roses and/or chocolates. It might just help you ease out an ongoing altercation or even have an upper hand in a near future one. Besides, the resultant pleasure will definitely go beyond the gratification you get from one your 18/21+ websites ;).</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I love women. Besides the few exs for whom a tit bit of disdain still remains, I think all of them are near perfect and almost Utopian. My mom, who has helped me achieve this level love and respect (and also the hopeless romanticism) for women and who also happens to have been my Valentine for the last 21 years, is my perfect example of this flawlessness.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">One special day for love may not really be appropriate when the entire year is there to do so, but I still can't help but quote (again with the fear of being perceived as a love crusader) from this movie I recently saw, <b><i>Happythankyoumoreplease</i></b> (yes, its one word without spaces... its the guy who plays Ted in How I Met Your Mother, Josh Radnor's directorial debut and is a good watch). <i><b>Go get yourself loved</b>... </i>its not such a bad feeling after all.</div></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-90536108006344399412011-02-07T00:18:00.002+05:302011-02-07T00:29:16.379+05:30do dooni chaar<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: justify;">I heard someone saying awhile back that absolute poverty is better than relative poverty. For the benefit of those with a non-economic background and/or lack of basic common sense, absolute poverty means not being able to afford a certain basic minimum standard of living, while relative poverty means being less rich in comparison with someone else. In simple terms, if you are spending your days on the road hunting for free food and shelter (and obviously not reading this blog) then you fall under absolute poverty and if you are born with a silver spoon in your mouth and a silver plate under your ass, while someone else is born with a golden spoon and a golden plate under his ass, then you're relatively poor to him/her i.e. relative poverty.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Even though it is not alien technology, I did spend 3 years of college studying Economics and not completely spending time chasing after the fairer sex, as many would think; I do know my economics definitions.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Coming back to the 2 mentioned terms, no sooner did the uttered statement hit my ear drums than the economics loving machinery in my head went on trials to test the validity of the statement. Briefly, the conclusion printed itself out and I realized that this it was probably the simplest yet the wittiest of economic theories I had come across.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">The funny thing about money is that you never know how poor you are till you start earning. This being primarily because when you reach the stage when your bank account and what goes into it is more important than your hairdo and what colored jeans you're wearing, you also reach the stage when the priority status of your bank account and the brand of your jeans become equally important. With earnings, however marginal they might be come along expenses.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Having recently entered into this earning-spending stage, I realized it was easier to start looking at Wonder Woman for assets other than just her Golden Lasso than it is when the prize tag attached to that lasso and other things alike becomes visible.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Desires, wants and needs, all have a bar-code sticker attached to it. Though I would love to believe that the later one realizes this the better it is, it will be a distant pipe dream to do so. Like puberty, this also hits when you is not fully equipped. Besides the instilled feeling of pride of making it out completely on your own, versus the sting of breaking even in the bank account initially month after month, the proud feeling for most of us fortunate ones still overcomes the latter.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">One can be a timid sheep against the mighty shepherd economy and run on the principle of <i>'though shall not want'; </i>but as the sun sets, though shall still <i>need </i>and that can nobody run away from. Being a few steps ahead of the threshold of this stage, my ill-experienced foresight suggests that the only formula which would work is to make sure that this doesn't become a vicious systemic cycle. Thus giving a shut-eye to the means and earning a quick rupee here or there doesn't seem that bad an idea for now.</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">The only flipside to those certain days when I sit and scan the partially sorry state of my bank accounts is that at least now I know why on those certain evenings dad was unusually grumpy after checking his daily stack of mails; a stack which was mostly filled with payment notifications from various utility providers or how we know them as bills. After having my gears grinded by these similar bill days, I know now why even awesome exam results and successfully masqueraded study hours didn't go too far in getting his jolly self back.<br />
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Just like any other social or interpersonal aspect of life, one is in the strongest suite when he/she has nothing to lose. Simply taking it ahead from there, provided that you can charm yourself into getting a free meal twice daily as well as some shelter and clothes, being absolutely poor and having nothing to lose sounds much better than being relatively poor.</div></div></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-1695827519306371882011-01-27T21:25:00.000+05:302011-01-30T22:04:31.277+05:30rocky balboa<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaLRgZJDS4U_ZpaPYLzFO90_8aAdtsoZ9pDsPedCEVj3C5gwX6INw2uHde0e2y20xrXgpyTTx9LTLVhBoAzE7B6XkNOCPs8r82tK9RW-cgfkWlR6G9mt2X-_EbH4c_-ibUh7dQ0jM6raM/s1600/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FSU1HXzEyMjAuSlBH%253F%253D-718521"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5568008137570309522" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaLRgZJDS4U_ZpaPYLzFO90_8aAdtsoZ9pDsPedCEVj3C5gwX6INw2uHde0e2y20xrXgpyTTx9LTLVhBoAzE7B6XkNOCPs8r82tK9RW-cgfkWlR6G9mt2X-_EbH4c_-ibUh7dQ0jM6raM/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FSU1HXzEyMjAuSlBH%253F%253D-718521" /></a></div>If one poster speaks a million words, two speak 5 million words <br />
Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-67396390948402201762011-01-04T15:46:00.156+05:302011-01-19T02:07:21.510+05:30180 days of mumbai<div style="text-align: justify;">A few years back when I realized I was mature enough to take a few immature life decisions, I took 2 trivially vital ones. This also being the time when my brother had moved to Mumbai to try his luck in the fashion world, I had tasted the glory of being the only child in the house. After almost 16 miserable years of living life in a bracket under the nail of an obscure tyrant, I had promised myself that no matter where I end up, I shall never live with my brother ever again. The second decision was that I will never under no circumstances live in Mumbai; should have realized earlier that <i>"never say never" </i>is not just one of those lame ass proverbs that desperate dudes use for dudettes who don't reciprocate to their delicate feelings.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">There was also a third one to stop moving around with a palpating heart on my sleeve to cease falling around for every second floozy who comes around, but that didn't really work out well and is a complete different story.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The funny thing about irony is that while only a few people know what it means, the majority of others just use it cause its the easiest to remember figure of speech (sorry metaphor, you lose by quite a margin) and the remaining handful, whether they know about it or not, actually get to experience it. Albeit being a close drinking buddy, irony has mostly been a fiendish companion. And so I write this while living and residing in Mumbai sitting in a bachelor pad that I share with my now fairly successful model/actor/writer brother.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">6 months in Mumbai is how long has it been so far and as one would expect, it has been an adventure. Though even till today I don't know where the earlier animosity for Mumbai stemmed from, but it was always there. I had never visited the city till back then and had only heard stories... lots of them, about the traffic, about the weather, about the people and about the trains of course.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I will not dare to be naive and admit that I have seen everything that the city has to offer in the tiny duration of 6 months, but I also can't deny that I have had my share of experiences here. Ranging from hospital visits to flicked wallets, the nightmarish ones have indeed taken their toll. But on the flip-side there have even been those which managed to match the gladness I felt when I could finally manage to pop a cherry some aeons ago (boooyeah ;). Fortunately for me, the latter ones out scale the former ones.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Being as pensive as I can ever get, I still can't get myself to realize how these 180 days have passed so quickly. Though I do realize one thing, living here hasn't changed me or dawned any realization of how difficult real life is and how one has to constantly struggle. I however do know that I've become a supreme-man to a set of kick ass super proud and super-prime parents and other fairy caretakers, who have always been around to remove the various chunks of kryptonite that seldom enter in my periphery.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">After the initial horrendous months of infinite adjustments, things have thankfully settled down. And even though it is still a wee difficult to live in a house smaller than most office cubicles, to travel for long hours stuffed with 60 other men who I hope know what being plutonic means and to break even in the bank account month after month, I think I have finally discerned the formula to deal with it all. So, the bachelor pad has obviously been super primed, the work place has been taken as a second home, the train journeys have managed to become funnier by the day and well the bank situation, solves itself out somehow or the other.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I was told awhile back that I don't necessarily have to live the city, but rather accept it the way it is. And since doing that, the distance from then till here has been as awesome as all the 6 Rocky movies. The Smallville'ish town of Ahmedabad will always be home, but like Clark Kent's Metropolis, Mumbai is second home now. In spite of there being days when a bus ride back to Ahmedabad seems to be the only thing my neurons manage to ponder about, the feeling fades quickly.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Sitting on top of a supremely awesome kick ass dream job, the seldom instances happening around and the city itself doesn't fail to remind why exactly is Victoria Terminus has been used as the opening shot of a gazillion movies and why Mumbai is called the city where dreams come true.</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-36986454950317980092010-12-25T12:16:00.001+05:302010-12-25T12:16:16.051+05:30homecomingBus ticket from Mumbai to Ahmedabad, 1000 rs.
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<br>Return bus ticket from Ahmedabad to Mumbai, 1200 rs.
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<br>Cost of 2 free Sunburn passes given up to come home early, 9000 rs.
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<br>Being welcomed home after 3 months by a sweater clad basset hound who refuses to stop licking your face... priceless
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<br>There are some experiences that money can buy, for everything else, just come back home.
<br>Sent on my BlackBerry® from VodafoneArjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-44769717224811236052010-12-07T22:20:00.001+05:302010-12-07T22:29:31.230+05:30article 52<i>"A Bro is not required to remember another Bro's birthday, though a phone call every now and again probably wouldn't kill him"</i><br />
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Happy Birthday Aman<br />
Cheers!!!<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOJNLaOFeQ8QcvW043caxHDrZGp35z5GnVtm-HF_URrKtSyiXjHYhh00eop6gQezlviA791qQ-cGTKww-mkOEDNNjKEpKAd44wD-4nG1TE77Hgg-trC5do-Oufm8STc-prsICRfEkl1LY/s1600/IMG_7515.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOJNLaOFeQ8QcvW043caxHDrZGp35z5GnVtm-HF_URrKtSyiXjHYhh00eop6gQezlviA791qQ-cGTKww-mkOEDNNjKEpKAd44wD-4nG1TE77Hgg-trC5do-Oufm8STc-prsICRfEkl1LY/s320/IMG_7515.JPG" width="320" /></a></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-41520634052418420952010-12-05T16:04:00.000+05:302010-12-05T16:04:02.981+05:30lust - n. intense or unrestrained craving<div style="text-align: justify;">At times I feel like a wannabe serial killer who fascinates about murder to satisfy his homicidal needs; and every time it happens so, before I loathe myself and start heltering skeltering around to get away from this feeling, the realization dawns that its time to pull up my socks and stop being a wannabe. <i>Blood lust </i>is the term coined for what killers go through; and even though there are more than a few times that I try (and try very hard) to understand the mind<i> </i>of a murderer, I fail to do so. Fortunately, blood lust is not what I feel. I have however been bestowed with a different kind of lust, one which involves knowing everything of anything. And like the very conventional lust for actions that first pop in everyone's head when one reads the word <i style="font-weight: bold;">lust (yea, giving it a bold and italic effect will make you think more about it), </i>I enjoy my knowledge lust as much as I do enjoy the former one.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">The best compliment ever given to me was that I am like Wikipedia. And even though this one was given at a time when the complimenter was as smitten by the complimentee as the latter was with the former, I still can't help but chuckle every time I think about it. I'm not cocky enough to think that I am actually Wikipedia, but I do consider sports, mythology, movies, superheroes and history <i style="font-weight: bold;">(yes, men in tights... haha) </i>as my forte. Moving ahead and not making this a very self centered post, I come to realize that I am also surrounded by some who share my knowledge lust. And even though theirs might be in varying proportions, I'm glad to have a father, an idol, a best friend, a boss and few others I can't remember on the top of my head, who share this thirst.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">If ignorance in involuntary, naivety is not. There is a thin line of dichotomy between the two, and even though everyone may not possess the lust for knowledge, it doesn't take much to move from this side of the thin line to the other. So if you chose to believe that Ramayana and the Mahabharata didn't actually happen but are weaved tales of a saint, then you're being ignorant; you need to give them a read. And if you opt to believe that India have a strong chance in winning next year's World Cup or that<i> peeping boyfriends </i>are actually unforced errors and not deliberate attempts to gain attention, than you are being knowingly and very innocently naive.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Similarly there is a tiny one step distance between being Wikipedia and being Microsoft's Spell and Grammar check. Its outright fun being the guy with all the <i>"knowledge" </i>and all of the <i>fun trivia </i>amongst a group of respectable ignorant and some naive folks; but in a country like ours, where an entire off the books grammar system exists, going <i>Microsoft Spell & Grammar Check </i>on everyone won't take you too far being popular and sought after.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I conclude that it is not completely possible for me to understand the mind of a serial killer. And unless I commit a heinous feat myself, I may never know what it feels like. Probably the only drawback of this lust for knowledge is that one can never be content. No matter how much one feeds in the fortress of solitude upstairs, knowledge will still be infinite.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Just like one doesn't need to be a lust driven sex crazed animal to justify getting laid; knowledge lust should not be the only reason to keep you away from the ignorant quota. Whoever said <i>ignorance is bliss </i>besides never getting laid also didn't know what it feels like to be on this side of the fence.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">PS - For those who started reading the post because the title was interesting, do care to curse yourself at least once... sex got the better off you... yet again</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-78260667956445327972010-10-24T22:35:00.002+05:302010-11-10T16:47:54.532+05:30the Indian football dream<span xmlns=''><p style='text-align: justify'>3 months ago <em>Wavin' Flag</em> was the song on everyone's lips and the one set as their ringtones. Shaikra's <em>Waka Waka </em>also did manage to get its share of caller tunes, and this was all amidst the fan frenzy the ongoing FIFA World Cup had created. That was also the time when I had moved from the small town of Ahmedabad to mighty Mumbai, so fortunately for me I experienced everything from matches on big screens to free vuvuzela give aways and more importantly an atmosphere with like minded, jersey clad, football fanatics all around me. This really made me wonder, how big football is and how big it can get in a sub-continent over-populated with cricket lovers.<br />
</p><p style='text-align: justify'>Living in Ahmedabad, it wasn't as if I didn't know that football was very sought after in our country. I knew that 1,25,000 football crazies had gathered at the Saltlake stadium when the sport bid good bye to one of the best goal keepers it had seen. I knew it when Sunil Chhetri signed a 3 year deal with Queens Park Rangers, but sadly never got a work permit from the British Government. I knew all about Maradona's India tour and the chaos that went behind it. Yes, I did keep myself updated with the <em>news, </em>but could never realize the magnitude of it till I experienced the World Cup in Mumbai.<br />
</p><p style='text-align: justify'>I had underestimated the sport's reach in India. It comes second only to cricket and even though the fan base is majorly filled with support for the EPL big 4, Manchester United, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool, I realized there lies a huge store of untapped potential for football in India. Even though I have been a loyal and devoted Red Devils fan for the last 10 years or so, I won't deny that it pinches every time I realize that I cannot muster up the same level of devotion and obsession for an Indian club… or even for our infamous Indian football team.<br />
</p><p style='text-align: justify'>I'd hate it if football comes out to be a demi god for those who treat Sachin as God and Cricket as a religion… being a sports lover, I have my own fanaticism for cricket and the Indian cricket team. The inception and success of the Indian Premier League not only proves that its possible to boost love for an already crazed sport to infinite levels, but also that if the right amount of dynamism is put, the I-League or the Durand Cup and others alike can be bought very near to cricket if not beyond it.<br />
</p><p style='text-align: justify'>Comparing the EPL to I-League will surely be apples to oranges, but I can't help but reason that if the EPL can grow to this magnitude in terms of not only its fan base but also as an invaluable TV product, beyond the borders of its tiny origin country, if put through the right channels and with efforts not unknown to the professionals and sportsmen in India, football will not be too far behind.<br />
</p><p style='text-align: justify'>Football may not have a Sachin Tendulkar of its own, but we still have cities like Goa, Kolkata and Mumbai where the sport is big. In a massive country like ours, it may be difficult to replicate efforts and its effects made at city to another, but considering the untapped potential in our upcoming footballers and possible future infrastructural avenues, cities like Bangalore, Delhi and Ahmedabad may also end up having a Mohun Bagan for them.<br />
</p><p>Even though my team ended up on the losing side in the World Cup final match, the experience of witnessing the World Cup here made it possible for me to look at the bigger picture football has produced. How I wished at the start of every match that I could chorus along <em>Wavin' Flag </em>to the Indian contingent coming through the tunnels at South Africa and not to some other country I haven't even been to.</p></span>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-46671444071240985642010-10-18T12:23:00.000+05:302010-10-18T12:24:29.616+05:30bumblebee<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrsTsH2tm6YWjerjaV0plDa1xODnO2PW9YQsa0I4xuR20-_aUQ-mKn4j5iX3PpimxhsF1NynFj-yfuvqdjDYRvwaphF4paF2UkhTVfGIPEhyphenhyphenp9Db3FgLI3Q7-HzjDH3wVcmbfGgF5QJA/s1600/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HXzEyMTlhLkpQRw==%3F=-769617"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIrsTsH2tm6YWjerjaV0plDa1xODnO2PW9YQsa0I4xuR20-_aUQ-mKn4j5iX3PpimxhsF1NynFj-yfuvqdjDYRvwaphF4paF2UkhTVfGIPEhyphenhyphenp9Db3FgLI3Q7-HzjDH3wVcmbfGgF5QJA/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FSU1HXzEyMTlhLkpQRw==%3F=-769617" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5529275915356580770" /></a></p>If a picture speaks a thousand words, a poster speaks a million.
<br>Sent on my BlackBerry®Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-20982487143358119982010-09-23T02:54:00.002+05:302010-09-23T03:17:02.221+05:30aayushForever identified as twins, a cousin brother closer than a real one. <br />
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He has always been the sun to my solar cells... the plecktrum to my strings... the new chord to my metronomeous life... the Laxman to his ram... and the brother who would make even Laxman red with envy. <br />
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One of the super-prime reasons I miss Ahmedabad a lot! <br />
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Sent on my BlackBerry®Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-12293678734256541452010-09-17T22:01:00.001+05:302010-09-17T22:01:57.798+05:30chasing trainsAfter a 12 hour working day, all of which is spent running up and down behind my sport bosses and glued to my mildly squeaky (though comfortable) chair in front of a computer screen, the train ride back home has become like a qunine to all the malarial tiredness the day's female anopheles leave behind.
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<br>This gets aptly complimented by my iPod and a very often heard playlist made off a couple of selected Dire Straits, Pink Floyd and a lot of bolly songs. Ironically, these 40 minutes spent amidst a small cabin over-filled with equally exhausted and cranky men, itching to reach home, slows down time for me.
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<br>Blaring head phones and passing trains lands me in a trance; one which goes in thinking. Thinking about changes that have recently come out of nowhere... thinking about life in Mumbai, the 8 40 train in the morning, the money to be spent on rent, food, travelling, milk and beer... about the recently acquired bachelor pad I plan to 'super' & 'prime' up in every way possible... thinking about work and my aim to hit it big in sports and managing my brother one day... thinking about writing and my dream to write the best story ever written... about constantly battling with a life-long disorder, I hope I don't lose the fight against... thinking about Smokey, my love for him and every one of his kin and what can I do about it... thinking about the ease Ahmedabad was naturally gifted with... and trying to be patient about the struggle which has just started and which will manifest into something good.
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<br>This is the 40 minute train ride home everyday, which is daily spent amidst 70 other working men in a cramped space, finding place enough to stand and breathe on my lucky days. No, this duration doesn't cease my already tired mind to stop thinking, but gives me in a weird and magical way some peace of mind.
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<br>This is a wee part of life in a city they say never sleeps... and I've come to cherish every second of it... even on my worst days.
<br>Sent on my BlackBerry®Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-52470509935239137172010-08-31T13:45:00.000+05:302010-08-31T13:45:01.347+05:30flat hunting<div style="text-align: justify;">It may be one of my many quirks, which I think many would relate too, but personalizing for me lands somewhere between an obsession and a fetish. So short of any fender benders, which would be honest mistakes, everything around me gradually ends up with either a red-yellow S sign or a red devil crest. It may come out as an OCD at times, a mildly severe one that too, but there isn't any room for judging out here; I really think there is a tiny personalizer in all of us.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">When it comes down to your own space, I think its the most one can do. Yes, cars and other vehicles do give one quite the freedom to go wild with personalizing it, space still takes the gold. For me, I was naturally gifted with an elder brother, who was more of a tyrant and an unconditional bully about<i> </i>everything that happened in the space we shared at home. I was obviously ecstatic when he decided to shift to Mumbai around 3 years back. It was independence after a tyranny which lasted for the better part of my childhood. I had promised myself then that whatever happens I will never ever end up in a situation where I've to share space with him; but of course, irony and destiny can't let go off their pranks. I had also promised myself that I will never end up in Mumbai but agrhh... thats an all together different blog story anyways.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Contrary to what many would think, flat hunting was pretty exciting. In spite of it involving roaming around on a scooty with my brother (I wish I could upload a picture of both of us on that vehicle... I'm dead sure it'll be hilarious), it was a thrill I always got to see with people around, but never experienced myself. Though I joined my brother in our flat hunt a week later, after visiting the first of a few prospective flats my brother had been surprisingly pro active enough to short list, I instantly started imagining how I would personalize my room and/or whatever space the tyrant will allow me to have.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">To make things even better, we ended up going to super market after our hunt and I got to feel another part of life here. It was a thrill in its own, may be not close to the one of having my own space, but a thrill indeed.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So whether we end up selecting a 1 BHK with a hall and one bedroom or a 1 BHK with 2 separate rooms, I'm still pretty pumped about the move in. Yes, it may be tiring, mildly pocket draining and would imply more adjustment time; it may also be that the thrill is very short lived and loses steam as soon as we enter the new place, but I'm still eager; sorta impatient as well... and excited for the tyrant to just decide on a place soon. Till then, I won't want to cease fascinating about how my space would end up looking. Even if I end up pulling out 30% of my elaborate plans of fancy alcohol bottles and expensive movie posters in my room, I'm pretty sure it'll still be a pretty damn super bachelor's pad :D.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><i>P.S. - Houseparty updates to follow soon ;)</i></div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-34214795583289515222010-08-18T11:14:00.000+05:302010-08-18T11:14:37.269+05:30mumbai<div style="text-align: justify;">So its been awhile since I last scribbled here. Procrastination scaled new heights this time; such high ones that would put even the organizing committee of the Delhi Commonwealth to shame. Speaking about CWG 2010, quite a lot of drama going on in Delhi. Its funny how a few corrupt politicians down here can make the queen express her disgust... yeay! to 63 years of Independence!!!</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">So I'm here in Mumbai now, been here for 46 odd days. The last 3 months have gone in a frenzy and though its nowhere near an excuse for not keeping arbit arti updated, it was slightly (very slightly) responsible for the hiatus.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">A 2 month internship bought me to the place I loathed. But as it was only 2 months and an important break into a career I dreamt about all the time... not to mention the efforts I had put in to get it. So after a few adjustments, some shopping and a wee bit of packing I arrived in Mumbai for what was supposed to be a short internship. After being settled at one place for a month, faith intervened and I had to move out to stay with my brother... and his 4 room mates. Sharing a 2 bedroom with 5 people is not at all an easy task, but it helps when the company around is so varied and entertaining; and besides it was only supposed to be for another month. But a phone call changed it all; one from my boss, telling me that my internship can be converted into a job if I want; and of course I wanted it.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">I'm still getting used to the city. I won't be cocky and suggest or even assume that I've got even a fair idea about Mumbai. It takes time and it'll take a lot of time from where I'm standing to do that. But I've seen a bit in a month and a lot of it still seems pretty alien. For one, I really don't understand the ever-existing desire for people to <i>party</i>. I'm not really criticizing this trait, but I fail to understand, even after numerous attempts, the thirst for alcohol many exhibit here. Not that I don't have my own quirks, I do. Between my very seldom bouts of tee-totaling and random de-tox sprees, I end up giving in to certain intoxicants. Now whether it is because I want to have fun or because I do actually consider them as working placebos, I still haven't figured. I do know I like to have fun, sometimes even <i>extended </i>joy, but the need for being around intoxicants to do so, goes through me.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">It may not be a move from Smallville to Metropolis; I still like to think of it being somewhere similar to moving from Ahmedabad to Mumbai. I'm the guy from the small town of Ahmedabad, where distances are minimum, alcohol is banned and where traffic jams end before you start complaining about them. Here, after 10 hour working days, 3 hour travelling sprees and in between bouts of homesickness when with damp eyes, I miss Smokey and I miss home, I can't help but question my decision to take-up the job offer. But the feeling generally passes after spending a few moments with my room mates, after seeing Smokey's pictures and videos that dad keeps sending across, after talking to the few special ones and after considering the promise future holds. I'd like to think that faith didn't fiddle here and it were rather my super awesome efforts during the first month that landed the job offer in my hands.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">My mother was always very vocal about how she had a gut that I'll end up in Mumbai and that I will live with my brother. Though it is quite freaky how they're always right, ironically, I never refrained from hiding my dislike for either.</div>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-23358545319760841292010-06-04T15:01:00.006+05:302010-07-28T12:09:09.947+05:30blood is thicker than your ego<span xmlns=""><div style="text-align: justify;">When I first heard about the Cullens, the attraction to them was almost instantaneous. Besides being a family of blood thirsty creatures who had taken to living amongst humans, leaving behind their natural abode and other inherent tendencies, there was much to them that would make many like the wannabe myth fanatic inside me eager to know more about them. So a lazy night with nothing to do, a random visit to the nearby DVD library and a short 10 line description behind the DVD box, made me pick up this movie called Twilight.<br />
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Thereafter, I spent the next 2 hours looking at a love tale being weaved between the guy who played Cedric Diggory and a girl, who I had never heard of before. I would be lying if I said that I enjoyed the movie; I actually thoroughly enjoyed it and was glad not to have spent those 2 hours like every other nite, on the phone wasting all my witty flirts on a girl who'd eventually end up telling me about her latest boy friend… sigh! Anyways, I did find it very entertaining and thus according to the post-movie ritual, next came the movie's IMDB and wiki page. Besides the hundred other irrelevant insights I got from those pages, the realization also dawned that Twilight was a movie adaptation of a series of best seller books, and was just part 1 of the upcoming 3 more.<br />
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I felt naively ignorant at first; it was soon replaced by inquisitiveness and like a dog who'll try to sniff out even a new sound that reaches his ears, I sniffed my way to the nearest bookstore to swipe a wee part of my month's pay check for Book 1 of Stephanie Meyer's Twilight saga.<br />
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It's been pretty long since this happened. I've been through the first 2 books as well as the movies since then. The series' sudden and massive fan wave that engulfed the country in the past few months, has and with no surprises been pre-dominantly inhabited by the opposite sex and I had the fortune of being a part of it.<br />
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When I and a few others of my kin look at Twilight and its other instalments, we consider it as just another means to an end that'll satisfy our fanboy'ism lust. Many others unfortunately have wavelengths which are different than ours. Quite a few guys, actually a lot of them in fact think of it as a story about a girl who has been given a character with an empty shell; one which almost any girl can fit into and about a guy who is immortal and can run and jump may be as fast as superman and is devoid obviously of the external underpants, and shines like a diamond. Why wouldn't any girl and/or woman fall in love with such a guy; aren't diamonds supposed to be a woman's best friend? Anyways, while I don't blame my male counterparts for considering the series nonsensical and dismiss it as being 'chick flicks', I do have some other thoughts, to suggest the other wise.<br />
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Definition of a <em>Chick Flick:</em></div><ol><li><div style="text-align: justify;">Movies generally based on a girl or a group of girls, subtly to be termed as desperate, out to get something and/or someone</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: justify;">Scripts written specifically to attract the fairer sex to the silver screens, many of whom will pull their male partners for it</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: justify;">Movies with adult content ranging from parental guidance to adversely 18+ at times</div></li>
<li><div style="text-align: justify;">And finally those which do not probe your IQ level and make sure you leave the theatre either with a smile or at least a good nap amidst comfortable sleeping conditions</div></li>
</ol><div style="text-align: justify;">Mel Gibson's doctor in What Women Want told him that if men are from Mars and women are from Venus and if he could speak <em>Venucian, </em>then he holds the key to solving the ultimate question, what is it that women want? Now considering the probability of one of us guys falling in our bathrooms and getting an electric shock at the exact voltage that gives us the super-human power of listening to what women think, I don't really like how the odds are stacked against us.<br />
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So instead of waiting for a miracle to happen, I'd rather take the easier way out, go for one of these so termed chick flicks and at least try and get closer to the 'her' in my life; if any. And anyways, if that doesn't happen, there is always the adult content to look forward to. These movies thus, do have a lot to offer to the male population and I can't help but wonder why and who coined them as <em>'chick flicks'.</em><br />
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On asking 10 of the very few female friends that I have; 9 of them turned out to be ardent followers of the Twilight saga, 6 of who have already read all the 4 books. So the options are to either be a chauvinist and give myself a not-so required ego massage and ridicule the series… or give the series a try, watch the movies, may be even read the books, and have 9 times more chances to go with one of those 9 friends for any forth coming similar movies and have more topics to talk about with those Twilight fans of the fairer sex. With the risk of sounding like a guy desperate to talk to women, who I'm not… at least not completely, I don't really see why any guy would find it difficult to choose the later option.<br />
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If one of us still continues to despise the Twilight series and others alike, good for you. I sincerely hope your secret fascination and curiosity for the vampire clan is not revealed and this false hatred and ridicule goes a long successful way in finding you a female companion for yourself.<br />
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The Twilight series is based on the legendary mythical battle raging between vampires and werewolves. The movies thus have a lot of action, many of which are performed by a bunch stunning women. Other than the slight drawback of now having to face and compete with every girl's expectations of her guy coming into her room in one leap through the window or just by shining like a 24 carat stone, I can't really see why a guy would have to pretend to like the series.<br />
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With the 3<sup>rd</sup> instalment of the Twilight saga, Eclipse hitting the theatres in less than a month, I can safely predict a lot of girls coaxing and cajoling their male partners into taking them for the first day, first show. For those who do manage to do this, I'm glad that you're found yourself a good guy; for others who don't, just remind him of the time he took you for <em>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.</em></div></span>Arjun Kapoorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16725152541095059704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4120250836383605721.post-86709582418222186102010-04-02T16:06:00.000+05:302010-04-02T16:05:36.734+05:30superman delight<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTF_vKiudRkmaQB1r-cxGGr3boY0Eqtj9V_GzwXX90b5S8qpTdl0mo4K0ky8retxQG2mHhXafiM4OTSXMeGtYrvmMrVk80idgOIVi1HvcnHRHlcruJwI6DhPxNQDojbq1ySyZFdYckfHc/s1600/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FYWtzdXAuanBn%3F=-736782"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTF_vKiudRkmaQB1r-cxGGr3boY0Eqtj9V_GzwXX90b5S8qpTdl0mo4K0ky8retxQG2mHhXafiM4OTSXMeGtYrvmMrVk80idgOIVi1HvcnHRHlcruJwI6DhPxNQDojbq1ySyZFdYckfHc/s320/=%3Futf-8%3FB%3FYWtzdXAuanBn%3F=-736782" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455486945242756946" /></a></p>I've an awesome boss who loves her Corel Draw.
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<br>Thank you Ma'am :D
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